Not Today, Broccoli Cash Candy

Veggies can wait. Not Today, Broccoli Cash Candy is a fun, feel-good cash candy tube made for choosing joy over greens—at least for now. Each clear tube measures approximately 6 inches tall and 3 inches wide and is filled with nearly half a pound of candy, serving as a delicious act of rebellion against healthy intentions.

Each cash candy tube is fully customizable. Choose your candy from the drop-down menu to be filled inside the tube, creating a customized, personalized treat that matches your cravings. Whether you’re into sweet, chewy, fruity, sour, crunchy, or classic favorites, your cash candy is made exactly the way you want it.

Every cash candy tube includes real cash inside. Each tube contains a real $2 bill, and randomized cash candy tubes receive a second cash prize valued up to $2,500. It’s a fun cash surprise tucked into a snack that fully supports your decision.

Packaged in a clear, eye-catching tube with the playful “Not Today, Broccoli” label, these cash candy tubes are perfect for desk snacks, care packages, gifts, or anyone who needs a break from being responsible.

Side effects may include instant happiness, zero regrets, and no intentions of sharing.

Note: Candy weight may vary slightly depending on your selected candy mix.